Does the mask you are being asked to wear cause you discomfort? Does it chaff your nose and prevent you from breathing freely? Winkler area resident Frank F (last name being withheld to prevent hate mail from vaxxers) has come up with a solution. In a recent interview with Spottschreft Mr. F indicated “the simplest solution is often the best solution” and according to Mr. F he has devised a new mask that addresses all the comfort issues related to traditional masks. He is calling the mask the W95 (the W identifying it as having been make locally in Winkler). Mr. F indicated that he will be producing the masks in his backyard workshop and is hopeful they will be on retailers shelves by early next week. Mr. F indicated he is hoping retailers will put his new mask right next to their display of Ivermectin and other pandemic supplies for ease of shopping.
Mr. F declined to be photographed. The photo below is a prototype of the W95 worn by an actor not a real person.
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I heard he is also working on a new type of completely transparent face shield, referring to the prototype as the F-Shield. It’s also been rumoured he is applying to appear on Dragons’ Den.
That is a quality rumour and should be widely promulgated
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